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      <title>If it ain't broke...</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;you know the rest&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Those of you who still read this thing will have noticed that everything broke for a while, followed by everything being gone. Those are technical terms.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>A frozen still life</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Before today (and since my last post), life was generally gloriously, estravagantly, shatteringly boring. And then today, this happened:&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:56:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Like waving to Stevie Wonder...</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Welcome back. Miss me?&lt;/p&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:33:00 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>I can't be arsed to think of a relevant song reference</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;This entry might seem a little belated. Thinking about it, it is almost two weeks after I should have written it. But time is all how one perceives it, a meandering river that flows over both flat planes and surges down the most turbulent of rapids.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:42:43 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>I picked up the song and saw my picture...</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;...in the paper. What, I like Elliott Smith lyric references, they make me sound intelligent. Anyway, 'twas 34 days since I last posted, and since I figured you'd all be getting drunk and merry yesterday, I thought I'd post today.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:31:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>It (was) Business Time</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know? It's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night that we usually make lurve.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:17:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Downtime</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;I apologise for the inexplicable downtime that my blog has had over the past few days. It really is a mystery as to why it happened, and indeed why it appears to have fixed itself.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:24:34 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Pancreatitis. DO NOT WANT.</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;I was set free from my hospital prison on Monday. After an 11 day stint with pancreatitis. And I can now tell you, from first hand experience, that you do not want pancreatitis. No really. It isn't fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:42:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Instant Messaging - What It All Really Means</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;As you probably won't have noticed (as I only put it up last night), I have a new page on the site, where I have &quot;published&quot; the essay I wrote on instant messaging last year. Having been rejected by &lt;em&gt;Nature&lt;/em&gt; and several other such scientific journals, I thought I would publish it on the only place I can for peer review. Happy reading.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blog.gillspatch.co.uk/pages/msnguide&quot;&gt;A Newbie's Guide to IM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:10:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>This is the place where time reverses...</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Well, it's been the best part of 2 months since I last updated this blog. And just when you thought this thing was finally dead, here I am clogging up the internet again ;).&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:17:00 -0500</pubDate>
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